The “WTF Is Going On?” Alignment Audit
A high-impact strategy session to cut through the chaos of Business and give you a clear, grounded plan that actually works
Alignment Audit
(aka “Why TF Isn’t This Working?”)
A blunt, brilliant business review that cuts through the chaos and hands you a plan that makes sense.
You’re not lazy. You’re not broken. You just need someone who can see the whole damn picture and show you what’s misaligned—and what to do about it.
This is the jumpstart session for founders who are done throwing spaghetti at the wall and are ready for real results.
Book a Free Business Breakthrough Session
Here's What You Get
✶ Alignment Questionnaire – No generic intake forms here. I dig deep from the jump, so when we hop on Zoom, it’s not small talk—it’s soul work.
✶ 60-Minute Alignment Call – This is where I assess the terrain. You bring your goals, your questions, and any chaos you’ve been quietly avoiding. I help you connect the dots. Fast.
✶ Custom Audit Report (within 5 biz days) – A no-BS, insight-packed PDF with clear AF recommendations, strategy shifts, and a next steps roadmap tailored to you.
✶ 90-Minute Results + Strategy Call – I don’t just hand you a roadmap and wave goodbye. I walk through it with you—answering questions, clearing blocks, and setting sh*t in motion.
✶ Full Week of Support – That's right, you won't be rid of me that easily! I will be available via messenger and email for all your questions as you put your roadmap into play!
Who Is This For?
Business owners feeling stuck, stalled, or scattered
You’ve hit a weird in-between. Things aren’t falling apart, but they’re definitely not aligned—and you know they could be so much better. You're ready for clarity, direction, and a plan that doesn’t involve guessing.
Side-hustlers who want to get legit
You’ve outgrown the scrappy start. It’s time to professionalize, optimize, and build a business that doesn’t just look good—it actually works behind the scenes.
Founders craving real feedback from someone who sees the big picture
You don’t need more generic tips—you need someone who can zoom out, zoom in, and tell you exactly where your business is leaking time, energy, and money.
Anyone asking “WTF am I missing?”
You’ve tried the courses, the planners, the to-do lists. You want a strategic partner who isn’t afraid to tell you the truth—and help you do something about it.
What You Walk Away With
✶ A crystal-clear understanding of what’s working, what’s holding you back, and where to go next—no more second-guessing every move.
✶ A high-impact checklist of exactly what to fix, what to ditch, and what to double-down on—so your time and energy go where it actually counts.
✶ A roadmap that feels like a deep exhale: practical, personalized, and actually doable.
✶ The confidence to move like a CEO—because you finally know what the hell you’re doing and why it matters.
✶ That “I’m not crazy, I just needed clarity” feeling. (You’re not crazy, by the way.)
✶ Permission to stop doing all the things—and start doing the right things.
Client Love Notes
"I will be 100% honest and tell you that my eyes teared up with relief and gratitude at your feedback.
I think the below crossed my head (all colliding not in order)
Omg she’s right
Fuck, why haven’t I done that
Yes, I knowww….
Crap, that is so good, I'm thrilled she thought of that
Aaaa yesssssss she is brilliant!
Oh, I'm glad she likes it
I neeed this woman in my life
I should just burn it all down and start from scratch
She’s a badass. I'm so lucky we found each other.”
— Pam, Recovery Coach & Author
“Tabitha is truly fantastic. She’s hands in, mind in and heart in. ”
—Celina, Creator & Beauty Pro
"She saw what I couldn’t and helped me bring it to life.”
Liz—Coaching & Funnel Client
Support & Real Talk
You Don’t Have to
Figure This Alone
This is not for the faint of heart.
I’m not here to coddle or sugarcoat—I’m here to see your business from every angle: the wins, the weak spots, the weird systems you’ve duct-taped together.
If you book this, know this:
✶ I’m going deep.
✶ I will lovingly call out what’s misaligned.
✶ I’ll tell you what’s working, what’s wasting your time, and what
needs to go.
✶ You’ll walk away knowing exactly what to do—and what not to waste another second on.
This is for the founders who are ready to stop guessing and finally figure out WTF is going on.
If that’s you?
Frequently Asked Questions
ALL YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED HERE
Questions? Book a Free Business Breakthrough Session