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 The “WTF Is Going On?” Business Audit

A high-impact strategy session to cut through the chaos and give you a clear, grounded plan that actually works

 

Business Audit

(aka “Why TF Isn’t This Working?”)

A blunt, brilliant business review that cuts through the chaos and hands you a plan that makes sense.
You’re not lazy. You’re not broken. You just need someone who can see the whole damn picture and show you what’s misaligned—and what to do about it.

This is the jumpstart session for founders who are done throwing spaghetti at the wall and are ready for real results.

Book a Free Clarity Call

Here's What You Get

✶ Pre-Audit Intake Form – So we don’t waste your time untangling the surface stuff. We get right to the good, messy center.

✶ 90-Minute Strategy Session – We’re diving in, together. You bring your questions, your receipts, and your ‘WTF is this?’ moments.

✶ Custom Audit Report (within 5 biz days) – A spicy PDF full of recs, insight, and step-by-step clarity. No fluff. No filler. Just what you actually need.

✶ Optional Recording – Because your brain deserves to be in the moment (and not frantically scribbling notes). 

Who Is This For?

Business owners feeling stuck, stalled, or scattered
You’ve hit a weird in-between. Things aren’t falling apart, but they’re definitely not aligned—and you know they could be so much better. You're ready for clarity, direction, and a plan that doesn’t involve guessing.

Side-hustlers who want to get legit
You’ve outgrown the scrappy start. It’s time to professionalize, optimize, and build a business that doesn’t just look good—it actually works behind the scenes.

Founders craving real feedback from someone who sees the big picture
You don’t need more generic tips—you need someone who can zoom out, zoom in, and tell you exactly where your business is leaking time, energy, and money.

Anyone asking “WTF am I missing?”
You’ve tried the courses, the planners, the to-do lists. You want a strategic partner who isn’t afraid to tell you the truth—and help you do something about it.

Get Your Audit

What You Walk Away With

✶ A crystal-clear understanding of what’s working, what’s holding you back, and where to go next—no more second-guessing every move.

✶ A high-impact checklist of exactly what to fix, what to ditch, and what to double-down on—so your time and energy go where it actually counts.

✶ A roadmap that feels like a deep exhale: practical, personalized, and actually doable.

✶ The confidence to move like a CEO—because you finally know what the hell you’re doing and why it matters.

✶ That “I’m not crazy, I just needed clarity” feeling. (You’re not crazy, by the way.)

✶ Permission to stop doing all the things—and start doing the right things.

Investment

But right now? You can grab it for just $300 with promo code CLARITY200
(Limited-time, because clarity doesn’t wait.)

→ And here’s the kicker
If you decide to go all in and upgrade to 1-on-1 coaching, your audit investment gets credited in full toward your coaching package when book within 2 months of your audit. That’s not a sales pitch—it’s me honoring your momentum.

Because I don’t do half-assed. I do forward movement.

Client Love Notes

"I will be 100% honest and tell you that my eyes teared up with relief and gratitude at your feedback.

I think the below crossed my head (all colliding not in order)

Omg she’s right
Fuck, why haven’t I done that
Yes, I knowww
.
Crap, that is so good, I'm thrilled she thought of that
Aaaa yesssssss she is brilliant!
Oh, I'm glad she likes it
I neeed this woman in my life
I should just burn it all down and start from scratch
She’s a badass. I'm so lucky we found each other.”

— Pam, Recovery Coach & Author

“Tabitha is truly fantastic. She’s hands in, mind in and heart in. ”

—Celina, Creator & Beauty Pro

 

"She saw what I couldn’t and helped me bring it to life.”

Liz—Coaching & Funnel Client

Support & Real Talk

You Don’t Have to
Figure This Alone

This is not for the faint of heart.
I’m not here to coddle or sugarcoat—I’m here to see your business from every angle: the wins, the weak spots, the weird systems you’ve duct-taped together.

If you book this, know this:

✶ I’m going deep.
✶ I will lovingly call out what’s misaligned.
✶ I’ll tell you what’s working, what’s wasting your time, and what
needs to go.
✶ You’ll walk away knowing exactly what to do—and what not to waste another second on.

This is for the founders who are ready to stop guessing and finally figure out WTF is going on.
If that’s you? 

Let's Go!

Frequently Asked Questions

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